An Indian, walking through a field, sees a white man using his hand as a scoop to drink water from a pond. The Indian calls out to the man, "Na ol an t-uisce, ta sïlan de chacbo." (Translation: Don't drink that water. It's full of cow poop!)
The man shouts back, "I'm English! Can't you speak English, Indian! Are you completely ignorant, you asshole?!!"
The Indian calls back in ENGLISH .... "Use both hands. You'll get more."
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- CHIPPEWA PARTNERS is a Registered Investment Advisor and provides investment management to private investors, retirement plans and Native American tribal entities. Founded in 1995 as a fee-only money manager we are about doing the right things the right way and our expertise developed over 25 years balances financial acumen with absolute integrity. Dean Parisian, member of the White Earth Chippewa Tribe is a former NASD and NYSE arbitrator and very successful trader who started his career on Wall Street in 1982 with Kidder Peabody and then with Drexel Burnham Lambert. The firm is a Life Member of the National Congress of American Indians and adheres to fiduciary standards. As a private, unbiased firm we know what to do and are prepared to do it. We invite your inquiry to manage your assets. ChippewaPartners@aol.com. Office: 877-772-1621 www.chippewapartners.com
Monday, March 31, 2008
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