12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And my favorite indicator of all.
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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- Dean Parisian
- CHIPPEWA PARTNERS is a Registered Investment Advisor and provides investment management to private investors, retirement plans and Native American tribal entities. Founded in 1995 as a fee-only money manager we are about doing the right things the right way and our expertise developed over 30 years balances financial acumen with absolute integrity. Dean Parisian, member of the White Earth Chippewa Tribe is a former NASD and NYSE arbitrator and successful trader who started on Wall Street in 1982 with Kidder Peabody and then with Drexel Burnham Lambert in LaJolla. The firm is a Life Member of the National Congress of American Indians. As a private, unbiased fiduciary firm we know what to do and are prepared to do it. We invite serious inquiry to manage your investment portfolio. Email:ChippewaPartners@gmail.com. Office: 877-772-1621
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