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CHIPPEWA PARTNERS is a Registered Investment Advisor and provides investment management to private investors, retirement plans and Native American tribal entities. Founded in 1995 as a fee-only money manager we are about doing the right things the right way and our expertise developed over 30 years balances financial acumen with absolute integrity. Dean Parisian, member of the White Earth Chippewa Tribe is a former NASD and NYSE arbitrator and successful trader who started on Wall Street in 1982 with Kidder Peabody and then with Drexel Burnham Lambert in LaJolla. The firm is a Life Member of the National Congress of American Indians. As a private, unbiased fiduciary firm we know what to do and are prepared to do it. We invite serious inquiry to manage your investment portfolio. Email:ChippewaPartners@gmail.com. Office: 877-772-1621

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Montana wins ..............

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.

Vern, the hand from Wyoming says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'

Larry, from Colorado, couldn't stand to be bested. 'That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 10 foot Diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.'

Old grizzled-faced Dean, the cowboy from Montana, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.

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